Chris Nunchaku + Velcro City Records

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Going to my hometown of Vasa on Wednesday to do some shit before it hits the fan on Friday and Saturday, aka the 2-day club-night I’m organizing. And I believe I will be featured in Vasabladet and Peppar.fi soon.. Hope it’ll happen during this week or we be screwed. But you know, I’m gonna pull a proverb for ya (one of my own) “People don’t know the value of gold before a bunch of dicks tell them and make it so” aaaand what I’m getting at here is that I, this blog and my club-night need to be shown in some kind of popular media before people realize to come and listen to me dj and see what goes down when I’m in charge to realize that it’s a pretty good alternative in the small town of Vasa.

Like, people (mainstream Finns) found out and accepted Ladyhawke when the played it on Radio Xtrem. Otherwise she would be invisible and shit to them.

You know what I’m getting at here?

And and.. I got another Adventures When Swimming With Danger! Danger!’s Jan. Here it goes..

So I swaggered down to the sauna-area and the old cocks eye-balling me like there’s no tomorrow.. I was like *this* close to shouting “AAAH YES! MY DICK! I KNOW, I KNOW IT’S LONG BUT SON, AS LONG AS YOU’RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF IT’S FINE”. But I did not.

Anyway, I showered (with my snake out) and I still had a moist snuff (snus) in my lip.. So I figured I’d go to the urinal and throw the thing away, so I threw it in the gutter under the urinal. I tried to push it down with my feet and it got stuck and spread all over the floor. Luckily there was a hose around the corner. So I stepped out with the snus spreading even further.. And do I need to mention that snus is brown… And looks a lot like shit.

And there was like 4-5 old farts staring at me at this point, and I wasn’t about to explain to them that it was just snus. So I just hosed down the floor and tried to get all the snus down the gutter.. Some went even further to the shower-area. Well, the humilation was unbearable. Now I have 5 grown men thinking I shat myself by the urinal. So I just played it cool, like nothing ever happened, went into the sauna. And waddaya know, all of the 5 men stared into the sauna, walking past it and walked into the fucking steam-sauna. This, my friends, never happens. Men of that Finnishness walk into the real sauna.

So the fuckers clearly thought I was a coprofiliac or something of that nature. Lonely I sat in the sauna.

Am I the “weird guy”?

Velcro City Records. DJ Vanish. Chris Nunchaku. Fucking brilliant tracks this is.

Chris Nunchaku – Famale Vice (Original Electro Mix)

Chris Nunchaku – Famale Vice (DJ Vanish Remix)

Chris Nunchaku – Famale Vice (Ishe Fidget Remix)