Jane Bang – She’s Hott (NONEWYORK’s So High Remix)


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I went to the bank today.. Or circus. You decide after this story.

First I came in, took my cue-number, sat down. All is well until, and wtf do I see, I see Benny Hill ALIVE. This guy looks exactly like Benny Hill with crotches and a small brown hat on. And some Adidas sportswear. And I’m beginning to suspect that Benny didn’t die of a heartattack in the 80′s, the fucking guy’s been here all along. Anyway, he mumbles and spits on a papertissue and wipes his boots, and spits again on the same spot of the tissue and cleans his boots some more.

Then in comes a really old lady, who looks like a pre-sovjet lumberjack, and she as well have some scizophrenic tendencies, talks to herself and reorganizes the banks own newspapers. And takes 3 cue-numbers. Sometimes she gets up and changes seats. Apparently the one she was sitting on was not good at all. She gets her turn and then leaves.

I have to wait a little longer since I have the “personal-bank-person-whatever” cue-line.

After a little while, when I figured the show was over, in comes a guy who is shit-drunk has the longest red hair ever, holes in the back of his pants and his jacket. And a matching orange-red jacket to match his flamy red hair. He takes 3 cue-numbers aswell. What the shit!? He sits next to a really old lady, who sits next to me, and they start talking like they know each other. She tells him how old she is and Red here gets all wound up, “What? You’re gonna live ’til you’re a hundred and twenty.. You old lady you, you need a hug. Can I hug you?” And I begin to laugh silently.

And just when they are hugging a women comes out from the “personal bankperson area” and says “CIAO” to Red. He responds: “Wazza up?”. She exits the bank. And in comes old scizophrenic lady again, and takes a new cue-number. And walks around. And my turn is up.

There seemed to have been only one normal person there, and she was in shock.

This all happened in the course of 30-40 minutes. And take in notice that Finns never hug publicly unless they are drunk. Mostly.

NONEWYORK.

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mp3: Jane Bang – She’s Hott (NONEWYORK So High Remix)