Oh thank the heavens you found me. I've been trapped inside this closet for months now. I put that naked woman there to get your attention so you'd read this all through.. I know, I know, silly right? But listen, I rarely get any food here and haven't seen daylight in ages, he shut me in here to make this site for him. I once caught a glimpse of him. He has darkish blond hair, some sorts of mixture between Ryan Gosling in Lars & The Real Girl and a man-boy. He wears a lot of pastel-colored clothes.. And he.. Wait.. I hear him entering the house again... Please call the.. Blaaarghaaaaahjodjopwkwljföjföqwjföanfavm ... he... help me.. djwaaövmsd xldZCDSV V vcxdf..<öv€%%Y